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stonecutters Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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Stonecutter Rollcall

2005 2006 2007 2008

Chris
Janene
TJ
Laura
Eric
Ryan
Grant
Marc
Chris K

Chris
Janene
TJ
Laura
Ryan
Marc
Chris K
Grady
Craig

We stayed at home on
the couch in 2007.

Chris
Janene
TJ
Laura
Eric
Tracy
Ryan Moore
Grant
Marc
Shannon
Ryan Ondrey
Larry
Ken
Nicole
Wendy
Bradley
Robby